Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What's up with the logo?
A: That nonchalant, pipe smoking, and tentacled camel is my spirit animal.
Q: Why should I join the mailing list?
A: I'll send you codes for mega-discounts and updates on the cool stuff I make. And I promise not to bother you often. You can enter your email at the bottom of this page.
Q: Which months have just 30 days again?
A: Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November.
Q: Does the word "misspell" have one or two "s"s?
Q: Can I give my dog watermelon to eat, if I don't do it too often?
A: I'm sorry, I'm not a veterinarian.
Q: I love this store, and what's more, though we've never met, I think I love you as well, on a deep, personal level. How can I show my support for what you're doing?
A: Buy as much stuff as possible.
Q: How can I get more information in the unlikely event that my question was not covered in this FAQ?
A: Please don't hesitate to email me at _______________