Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What's up with the logo?

A: That nonchalant, pipe smoking, and tentacled camel is my spirit animal.


Q: Why should I join the mailing list? 

A: I'll send you codes for mega-discounts and updates on the cool stuff I make. And I promise not to bother you often. You can enter your email at the bottom of this page.


Q: Which months have just 30 days again? 

A: Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November.


Q: Does the word "misspell" have one or two "s"s?

A: Two. 


Q: Can I give my dog watermelon to eat, if I don't do it too often? 

A: I'm sorry, I'm not a veterinarian. 


Q: I love this store, and what's more, though we've never met, I think I love you as well, on a deep, personal level. How can I show my support for what you're doing?

A: Buy as much stuff as possible. 



Q: How can I get more information in the unlikely event that my question was not covered in this FAQ?

A: Please don't hesitate to email me at _______________