Q: Which months have just 30 days again?  

A: Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November.

Q: Does the word "misspell" have one or two "s"s?

A: Two. 
Q: Can I give my dog watermelon to eat, if I don't do it too often? 

A: I'm sorry, I'm not a veterinarian. 

Q: I love this store, and what's more, though we've never met, I think I love you as well, on a deep, personal level. How can I show my support for what you're doing?

A: Buy as much stuff as possible. 

Q: How can I get more information in the unlikely event that my question was not covered in this FAQ?

A: Please don't hesitate to email me at info@AdAbsurdumArts.com